Monday, February 23, 2015

The Necklace, re-crafted

Yes, we all have heard of that famous Guy De Maupassant short story “The Necklace”. You have not? Well,  I too had not, till a week ago. It was a typical Sujatha type short piece of fiction with an interesting premise. Could have very well also fitted into the Kumudham orupakka kadhai scheme of things.  

For those who are not ‘intellectually’ stimulated to have any interest on the Maupassant types, the story goes like this – A vain glorious woman with a poor, henpecked husband. No prizes for guessing who is the hen. Always envious of her richer friends and derisive of her financially incapable husband. Husband is stark poor, some government department clerk or something. Husband invited for an important office party. Big guns will attend and husband somehow manages an invite just to show off to his wife. Fate strikes here.

Husband asks wife to accompany.  Wife sobs and swoons. Says she cannot attend a richman’s party without an appropriate party gown. Husband splurges on a month’s savings of him to buy her one. Wife still sobs. Says she can’t attend without an appropriate dazzling piece of  jewellery. They both decide that the wife would borrow one from her best (& more important, rich) friend. Borrows one diamond studded necklace and makes it to  the party. Manages to be the cynosure of all eyes there.  Her day made  at the party, returns home. And lo! Discovers that the necklace is lost!

Terrified at the prospect of disclosing this to the rich friend, the couple count the options. First, they ask for some time from the lender for the return of the jewel. That granted, they sit down and think and think about how to manage the hopelessly large sum that would replace the jewel. Left with no options, they decide to  sell off their house. The chastened  wife takes up employment  as a maid, husband moonshines as a cobbler and all that soul-wrenching stuff later, manage to buy an exact replica of the ornament in diamond and return the same to the rich friend. A life-time’s savings lost but what is savings before honour?

Story does not end here. Wife meets friend after 10 years. Wife is now a ragged, miserable-looking hag looking twice her age. After some small talk, wife recalls that incident. Blurts out all that happened that fateful day  and why penury has made her what she appears now. All for that lost necklace. All for that piece of honour. The friend hears her out with consternation and bewilderment. And the story ends with these words of the friend – “O my poor, dear Matilda. Why, mine were only imitation.  At the most they were worth five hundred francs!….”

The Necklace! Worth a measly 500 francs. The necklace that turned upside down the lives of a hard working man and his proud, envy-sodden  wife. The necklace that made a 1000 word riveting story. The Necklace…..
It is here, I take the story of the necklace forward myself. A kind of sequel to the original Maupassant.  In fact, I have made up two sequels, choose as you please. Let me consider two scenarios … For Indianness sake, Matilda, the wife is Mary. The rich friend is Florence and Mary’s husband is Henry . (I know this has been tried out by Archer - multiple endings for a single plot but what the hell, surely he is not going to sue me, he knows better!)

Sequel scenario I

“…….Oh, my poor Mary. Why, mine were only imitation.  At the most they were worth five hundred rupees !...”
Mary  was having a near heart-attack.
“What?”
“I told you, Mary. Mine was a little imitation.  I never keep original diamond jewellery at home. I keep them all in the bank locker. But ten years back, when you asked to borrow it, I did not have the heart to tell the truth. So I just went ahead and lent you the imitation for the party. After all you were borrowing it only for a few hours and hardly anyone would’ve noticed”

Mary was in a daze. Ten years. Ten years of blood and sweat. Ten years of washing dishes and sweeping floors. Ten years of living without your own  roof upon your head.  A decade spent in abysmal poverty. And how can she forgive herself for the destruction she brought upon her toiling husband!  Ten years….

She quickly recovered and composed herself.  Now she had to think fast. Years of hard labor had not in one bit taken away from Mary the dream to dream rich, think rich and be rich. Ten years. …How much that damn necklace cost? Ten lakh rupees? Must  have been fifteen. She didn’t keep an account and did not remember. Ten lakhs, fifteen  lakhs, all mere numbers.  Effortlessly gobbled up by the tsunami  of a ten year long wretched life. She thought for a moment. And then asked,
“ Florence, Is this true? You are not kidding? This is no time to play tomfoolery with  your dearest but poor friend of long time!”
“Why, no Mary. It was an imitation. Now I understand what you went through all these years. It was providence that made us meet today. No, you need not even ask. I would return the original diamond jewellery you replaced ten years back”

The words were  Beethoven’s fifth playing in Mary’s ears. She could not believe what was happening. Fifteen lakhs! Now she can be back to what she had always wanted. Having a house of her own with five maids, a lovely garden, a car, air-conditioning…Why she can even ask her husband to quit working…. Er…., well, she can at least consider that option.

“Florence, you are such a darling. Can I visit you tomorrow to have that ornament back?”

“By all means.  Well…., er… wait. I have to search for it. Can’t exactly remember where it is lying. You know, my husband has this sickening habit of transporting all that resembles diamonds to the bank locker. Probably, this too is sleeping safely inside the locker, my poor husband, how does he know which is fake and which is genuine? Give me a week. I am going on a short  holiday to France with my husband tomorrow. I shall return next Tuesday and trace the thing out. Wednesday, you can come and take it”.

So it has to be a week  days later. Mary sighed. Well, a seven day wait is nothing considering the stakes. They had one more round of coffee and cookies and parted, Mary promising more than once that she would come a visiting next Wednesday.

A week passed.  A week, that seemed  as long as a year for Mary. She could not sleep or eat for those seven  days. She did not even tell her husband of what happened. The poor husband simply did not have a clue. He did spot a flicker of radiance and gaiety on her wife’s face but didn’t bother to ask what it was due to. He certainly did not want to hear that she had decided to attend another party, suitably adorned and attired.

Wednesday, sharp by 10 o’clock, Mary knocked on the doors of Florence. Florence herself opened the door.

“ Mary, how nice to see you. You look beautiful”.

“Thank you Florence. Can I have the jewel now?”

“ Oh, sure. Now what a week I had in Paris, Mary, you must listen.. The sights, the sounds of France are a once-in-a lifetime experience. You must some day visit Paris.”

“ Oh really? Glad that you had a whale of a time on your Paris vacation. Now, I am really in a rush. My husband will be back from night duty any time. Can I have that jewellery please?”

“ Ah, yes, the jewellery. I am bringing it. Now Mary, Air France really offers some nice discounts if you travel in the off-season. And you know what they had on board for dinner? Fabulous gourmet and the best of wines. The tour company too was fantastic. Mary, I strongly recommend you visit France with the same company…”

Mary desperately wanted to cut her short. Her mind was transfixed on that glittering diamond jewellery she had laid her eyes on 10 years back. She could not even recollect how magnificent it looked. All she remembered was the nerve-wracking 15 minutes from the moment the ornament was packed and handed over by the jeweler to Florence’s residence 10 years back. Why she hardly remembered anything about how the piece looked, she now realized.

“…..and the Siene by night!” Florence went on and on. “ An awesome experience. But Mary, you know, the Eiffel Tower is a bit over-rated. I would any day prefer…..”

“Florence, can I have the jewellery now?”

“Yes, the jewellery. I forgot. Glory…” she called out for her maid. “Glory, in my bedroom, top drawer of the right side cabinet, there is a blue jewellery box. Will you please. bring it now”, she ordered.   “Trustworthy maids are hard to come by Mary, these days..” she went on. Mary nodded in a daze. She should know.  She did not want to interject with something inappropriate that  she herself was a maid, with a trust-worthy quotient of 65% as per self-assessment.

Presently the blue box was brought.  Opened.  A white shining ornament was carefully prised out. Florence held it between her fingers, raised it and showed it to  Mary From a distance.  And then again carefully replaced it  inside the box and shut it closed.

“This is the one, Mary?”

For all she tried, she could not remember anything.  “Yes, exactly. How  beautiful!” she blurted out. With another hundred thanks and promises to catch up later, she latched on to the blue box and rushed out. Even before she exited the door than the sweet dream of a ten maided air-conditioned house with a lovely garden played again softly in her mind. 

“Peter”, Florence called out no sooner than Mary exited.

Peter, the husband of Florence, sauntered in.

“You did exactly as I told you, Florence?” he asked.

“Yes, my dear.  But…isn’t this cheating?  How can I do this to an old friend…?”

“You are a fool, Florence.  And a naïve one at that.  Just forget about it.  Don’t ever think about it again”

“But what if she found out?” – Florence.

“Found out what?” – Peter.

“That it is a fake?”

“So what if she found out? Is there any proof? Is there any proof that she handed you the original when she returned the jewellery 10 years back? You just handed her back what she returned then. It was all lying in a locker, unopened. If it is a fake now, it WAS a fake then. Tables turned on her”

“But Peter, some how this does not seem alright, Peter..”

“ it is alright, my dear. After all, who knows what did she return a decade back? I did not even check it out for its genuineness.”

“And, where is that damn original thing now?”

“In the locker.  As always. I hope it is an original anyway. It should be. My instinct says so. After all, we are none-the-poorer even if it is a fake. If it is an original, we profit. If it is a fake, we lose nothing.  Glad that you told me of your little unexpected meeting with Mary a week back. But how could you even blurt out to her immediately that it was an imitation you gave her for the party? You must have consulted me in the first place before telling her that."

“ I could not think along those lines, Peter”.

“Anyway, no damage done. Just relax. If we get an original from the locker, we are richer. If we don’t, we continue to remain as what we are now. Which is rich.” Peter trooped into the bedroom.
Still not convinced, Florence went back to her bedroom for some rest. She could not decide one way or the other. Mary was not a great friend, so what the hell, she thought.  And fifteen  lakhs doesn’t hurt.  Irrespective of the source of the slush. Time, perhaps, for another vacation to the Antartica…


Sequel Scenario II

  “…….Oh, my poor Mary. Why, mine were only imitation.  At the most they were worth five hundred rupees !...”

Mary’s heart stopped. Has she been found out? Is this a ploy by Mary to trap her and force her to admit what she had thought the world has forgotten?  She shivered and sweated at the same time. She hoped, for God’s sake, Florence did not find anything unusual about her ashen face.

“..Er…Florence, what are you saying? I did return a brand new, genuine, 24 karat diamond studded necklace to you that day?”

“You did, Mary, but  what I lent you was an imitation!”

Mary was flabbergasted. She did not have the nerve to admit even now,  after a decade. That, the cause  of her family’s decade-long suffering and hard labour, that damn piece of jewelery she returned to Florence  on that fateful day was, after all, not an original, but an imitation itself! Yes. Not even Henry knew about it. She has the original safely stashed away, under the neem tree of her backyard soon after she purchased the piece from the jeweler. Why, just yesterday she checked it out. Safely nestled. Under the neem tree.

On hindsight, Mary had to admit that it was a sudden flash of genius that made her switch the original with the fake at the point of returning the piece to Florence ten years back. She just banked on providence that Florence would never find out. And she was right. She never did!

Now Mary was caught in a terrible dilemma. She had two options – admit that what she originally replaced was in itself a fake or go ahead and reclaim the “original” Florence thinks she has in her possession now. The first option was no option at all, she realized. How could she admit that she cheated?  A non-option, she quickly discarded it.  And the second option?  Again nerve-wracking. How could she now NOT ask for something she is expected to ask? Damned if she asks to return now, for it would be of no worth. Damned if she doesn’t, since that would arouse the suspicion of Florence. Which sane soul would not ask for a return of something valuable pledged by mistake?

She had to think fast. And still appear normal. She tried. And then came out with this thing.

“Well, Florence, would it be too much if I ask you to return the original piece I replaced a decade back?”

Florence  appeared to hesitate. Mary’s heartbeat increased. What if Florence finds out NOW that it was all along a fake? But then,  there was nothing to prove.  It was all word of mouth, an unwritten code of loyalty between friends.  But she need not have worried.  Florence presently said   "Why, Mary, it is my duty. You had pledged your life for this damn thing.  What is friendship if honesty is absent? I would return the piece you had returned, next Wednesday, after I come back from my France vacation. Should be lying in a locker, I need to check out and retrieve it.”

Mary saw no reason to press ahead for an early release of her treasure. After all, it was a fake. Seven days does not matter. In fact, it does not matter at all, if she even forgets to redeem the prized treasure.

But then she remembered that she had to show some anxiety. So she tried this appropriate-sounding response, “Well, Florence,  I thought it would be helpful if I can redeem it tomorrow, for I am mired in debt and each day’s interest counts, but okay, what’s a week between friends? I will wait for a week”

“It is only providence that made us meet today, Mary. I will trace that piece out soon after I return from France.  It is  probably sleeping in a bank locker now. You know, my husband Peter has that nasty habit of stashing away anything that resembles a diamond into a bank locker. Now I have to go to the bank and scrounge through the contents of the locker and find that piece out. Okay, let’s then settle at Wednesday next, Mary.”

So it’s another seven days before the charade is enacted again, thought Mary. Okay, so be it. As long as the original is safely cocooned  away under that neem tree. 'Nobody is going to dig under that neem tree', Mary thought, 'not in my life time…'

On Wednesday next, Mary promptly forgot to call on Florence, until Florence herself phoned and enquired as to why Mary did not turn up yet.  Mary cursed herself on this little indiscretion and promptly  lied that she was on her way. Caught a call taxi perforce and landed on Florence’s door, all along ruminating on the fate that made her spend 300 bucks on a taxi to claim a fake diamond necklace that would probably go at 200 bucks today.

“Here is your necklace, Mary”, Florence  handed over the jewellery. Her lungs full with emotions of honesty. Equally reciprocated by a massive feeling of feigned gratitude in the lungs of the receiver.  Further pleasantaries were exchanged, coffees consumed and good byes traded. Having been thrust upon this goddamn worthless piece of fake, Mary ruefully trudged to her house. But still thankful that what she did originally ten years back was, after all, justified from the angle of poetic justice and that the fruits  of her 10 year labor is now safely buried under the neem tree.  She would dig that out soon and surprise her husband , she thought. Maybe, the husband can take an early retirement. The thought disturbed her, her husband’s early retirement and she decided that she would shelve that proposal for the time being.  If nothing, she can have that five  maided house and air conditioning and a car with that treasure she has buried deep under the neem tree. She did not dare to dig out the diamond all these ten years lest she be questioned on the source of her new-found wealth. Now is the god-sent opportunity.  An unwitting smile lit her face. She went to sleep peacefully that night, despite the Rs.300 loss during the course of the day, with that ear to ear smile intact.

Now epilogue common to both the scenarios:

In fact, the smile also never left the face of that jeweler on Big  Market street ever since he palmed off a strikingly similar looking fake of a diamond necklace to Mary ten years back. He had profited out of that deal and he still gets a feeling of ecstasy on his coup a decade ago.